Things You Don't Want to Hear......

From your 1o year old, play/wrestling with his 6 year old brother in the commissary while walking the aisles:

C: Payton, stop for a minute.

Me: Collin, are you OK?

C: Yeah I am fine (hobbling a little bit)

Me: Did Payton pop you in the penis?

C: No, it is just stiff.

Me: Oh, Ok....hiding face a laughing..........