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Korenglish: The strange, sort of garbled translation of Korean into English and the laughs that result.....

So, I told you all that C got a new game/toy this weekend that he calls Monster Balls (insert first laugh) but is really called Burst Egg Battle Brawler (we think). It is a set of three magnetized balls, that when thrown at the accompanied magnetized scorecard, they transform into a little creature and stick to a certain "planet" on the card. Each planet is worth different points, yada, yada, yada. The directions are entirely in English, though the game clearly says Made in Korea. Here are some of the finer points to playing the game....as taken word-for-word from the directions.


1. It is the battle game that flip the body of Battle Brawler with fingers, body shoot to scorecard and transformation. If you have Battle Brawlers and Scorecard on hand, come on, start this game. More players play it together will more happy.

2.I will introduce how to play Battle Blower (???)

3.Let's play this game under simple rule, occupy scorecard with fingers, then seize it (???)

4. Draw out scorecard from deck, put on magnetic field, aim and shoot. If your Brawler occupy the card and your counterfeit fail it belong to you. After all scorecards using out, calculate the score and see who win the moneies. (?????)

5. It is a competic game, who could occupy more Battle Browners and scorecards who is big winner.



As you can clearly see....C and I made up our own rules as WHO CAN FOLLOW THAT NONSENSE???? And that was just a taste....there are two entire pages, with graphics, that go with this game.


We are very competic, but can't decide if they are Battle Brawlers, Blowers, or Browners. :) So far, C has won all the big moneies and is king of all seizing with fingers of Monster Balls!!!

For more Korenglish fun check out this site...it is worth the look.

http://www.engrish.com/